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SSSSHHHH! Don't give them ideas!

From Blade Runner reimagined as a pulp novel cover

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'Don't touch his private property'? What about 'Don't beat up your girlfriend, cos you deserve the shit you'll get for it'? Fuck me...

From Abusive Boyfriend Gets His Car Trashed By Mob At Car Show

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Proper Jalopnik; it is here.

From We're Going To Do Weird Things With Cars

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I had it's sibling, the ambassador, for a while (or the ambastador, as we used to call it). I quite like the shape, and if you don't mind SU carbs, then they're a nice, big comfy car. BL's answer to the Granada. Mind you, we had a gold, Sweeney-style Granada which was the tits compared to the ambasstador...

From This Is The World’s Longest Classified Car Rant

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Lamborghini Basement Guy?

From What's the ultimate display of car guy wealth?

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Um, Cetaceans?

From Ten extinct animals that have been rediscovered

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AAAAAAAAAAAH! Make it stop!

From This is probably the ugliest Ferrari ever

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I'd have demanded cuts in Tolkien's work, too. Mainly Dwarf Poetry. No need for Dwarf Poetry, no Sir.

From 10 Classic SF and Fantasy Books That Were Originally Considered Failures

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Oh, there'll be pyramids, no doubt...

From If this is actually the real plot for Ridley Scott's Prometheus, just shoot us now [Updated]

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Heart-click for that. Well done.

From "Flap-running" is the secret missing link to flight in birds